pokémon heaven

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captains-super-shield:

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulu:

i want a tampon/pad advert where it’s just a woman in full battle uniform tearing through piles and piles of opponents with a sword and sometimes her bare hands and in the end while she’s standing on a pile of dead bodies a little blood trickles down her thigh and she sighs dramatically and the caption’s like

"YOU BELONG IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES.

NOT YOUR UTERUS.”

I HAVE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG

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pasdedalek:

whothefuckisuncleken:

boundforbway:

act-and-live:

can someone please explain this?

benedict comb brrrr bat shhh…benedict cumberbatch

i read it as popecomb penguinbatshh and it still worked

^ This

(Source: princehal-lordhal)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[asentientcicada]

(Source: vilehumanity)

Wanna be a writer? Find a different way to say “I’m going to the store” every single time you say it. Come up with nicknames for all of your friends. Ask people questions, welcome conversation from an outside perspective, do not drop a topic until you are satisfied. For every different room in which you find yourself on every single day, point out at least one thing that is there, but shouldn’t be there, and why it shouldn’t be there. Then take maybe ten minutes a week to get it down on the page. Writing only takes a long time when the only time you think about writing is when you are writing.

Toni Morrison (via crybabysadghost)

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he-saw-page-3-colin:

emilyexstacy:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

art

he-saw-page-3-colin:

emilyexstacy:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

art

just-yasmeen:

deanisanactualprincess:

morallydubiousprincess:

dean-winchestersass:

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

the question is  who was the laptop and who was the lapbottom

 

extreme spooning

omg

(Source: radcoffee)

withnowings:

my friend got her weed for free today by beating her dealer in a pokemon battle and I’ve been laughing for 5 hours